garbage, baloney, drivel, gobbledygook, gibberish, hot air, noise, babble, jabber

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

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hideyourbandmembers:

My favorite tweet ever

hideyourbandmembers:

My favorite tweet ever

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bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god
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bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor, via canisbaileyilupus)

cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

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canisbaileyilupus:

bbolinn:

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sex addict but asexual

SELF DIAGNOSED CANCER

gloomgendered gendervoid

pronouns: tamponself??????????????? chairself???? can’t even fuckin pronounce that other self thing

y’all just making shit up now please stop

what the fuck did i just fucking read? is this person a moron?